Ugh, it's been a while, hasn't it?
THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST WEEK+ THA
T I HAVE NOT TALKED ABOUT AND MY THOUGHTS ON THEM:
- I fought the law and uh,
the law I won! I finally got my court date for that biking ticket, and when I showed up with all my evidence ready to fight it, the cop didn't even show! I promptly busted a load all over the face and hair of the law.
- I got a betta fish! His name is Kanye, because he's a gay fish and loves fishsticks. His home is a bowl with nerd dice as gravel and some live plants. Unfortunately, he died quickly, since Petco sells shitty, dying fish. I told him that I know that his bowl was cool and all, but the San Diego Sewer System is one of the greatest waterways of all-time.
- Efron started dating Sami! She developed a crush on him and I noticed it when the three of us were hanging out. I didn't want to cockblock so I left the room, and then he TOTALLY followed through on it! Big props for that. However, after two or three "dates" or whatever, she decided to end it and he got sad, so that's a bit unfortunate. BTW sami, do you still use LJ?
- We re-arranged our common room! I'll take pictures when I remember to pick my camera back up from my parent's house, but it now looks classy and there's totally way better spacing with the room, as well as a machinegun nest set up to cover the main entrance in case I feel like shooting 25 nerf darts at someone before they can count to ten. Speaking of, I figured out how to get my Nerf pistol to shoot condoms, or as I like to call them, SLR's (Spermicidaly Lubricated Rounds).
- I'm considering changing my major! Currently, in case you didn't know, I'm a civil engineering major. The classes are tough, but I'm just going to sit here and deal with them. Unfortunately, my statics class, which is actually a class designed to approximate what a civil engineer would do, is
boring as fuck, and If I'm not interested in the field I'm majoring in, something's probably wrong. I have to wait till the semester ends to make a decision anyways, so I'll see how I feel about my classes then.
- I lost my job! Apparently the yogurt store is being forced out by SDSU's leasing system, since SDSU just opened up a froyo shop and doesn't want competition. My last shift was this morning, and now that that's over with, I brought all kinds of yogurt home with me to cry over. I also plan on helping my manager move stuff to his car, so that I can swag those fake plants, tiki decorations, and hula girl lamp to re-decorate my common room with. Personally, I'm going to take this as a blessing in disguise and take this opportunity to focus more on school. I've saved up enough money to last me till the inevitable nuclear apocalypse anyways. And who knows, maybe I'm eligible for unemployment!