Huh. So I guess I totally skipped over Halloween, didn't I? Long story short, I was John Lennon and you probably weren't. Shenanigans were had.

Meanwhile, http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

Because I'm re-installing that shit.

In other news, Venture Brothers season 4 is awesome.

Welp, I'm still coughing my brains out, but my fever's been gone for a few days and the body aches are gone. I'm not even throwing up anymore! Also I am back in the dorms, so I can effectively say that swine flu has been effectively dealt with.

I can't wait for people to freak out over swine flu around me so i can stop them mid-sentence with "bitch, please...."

So according to the doctor, I have Swine Fucking Flu. Basically, it just feels like a really bad flu, but it's contaigous enough so that i'm constantly wearing a mask and gloves. I'm staying with my parents until I feel better, but holy christ do i just want this to go away.

Well, I woke up today with a sore throat, and it appears as if i'm getting sicker by the hour. Fortunately, I caught this one as it started and have been fighting it with everything i've got. currently typing with a thermometer in my mouth, and by the end of this post I'll know if I have a fever. Oh wait, it was by the end of the sentence! 100 degrees ATM, but i'm drinking so many fluids that I have to pee more often than Danielle.

So after physics today, I come home to realize that I forgot my key in my room, and that I was locked the fuck out. I pounded on the door until my knuckles were (are still) in pain, and spent 45 minutes calling and texting roommates to find out they were all in class. Then I opened up my wallet, and noticed my collection of paper clips and bobby pins. I'd always kept them in case I ever learned how to pick locks, so i could just open doors straight away. Well, I didn't have many other options, so i figured I'd go for it. I managed to hook the paper clip around the mechanism that keeps the door closed, pulled that bastard open, and got into my room. To celebrate, I lj'd about it.

And it is so goddamn cool. I think it's honestly one of my favorite video games now, and suprisingly it's not just because of the obligatory heavy metal (but dammit it helps)!

Brutal Legend an adventure game that plays better than anything I've played in a long time. Think like Jack and Daxter, but with swearing and Ozzy. All of the voicework is top-notch, the art design is great, and it feels like all of the games i grew up playing the hell out of in elementary-middle school (Rocket: Robot on Wheel and Banjo-kazooie come to mind). I'm actually way more impressed by this game than I thought I would be, since I was totally expecting the gameplay to suck and be disappointing. Also, Ozzy's in it.

For those of you who don't know, Omegle is a website where you connect and talk anonymously to one, randomly selected other person who is using Omegle. Theoretically, you trade cultural values with someone and have meaningful conversation. Usually, they just want to cyber or troll you. Hilarity Ensues.

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I think I might just straight-up be too stupid to understand Calculus at this level. A moment ago it all made sortof sense, and now suddenly i'm entirely lost. I can't understand anything that's going on, and I think I'm seriously having a panic attack or an identity crisis or something along those lines.

Regardless, looks like I'm having a hilarious nervous breakdown tonight. Hah!

Ugh, it's been a while, hasn't it?


THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST WEEK+ THAT I HAVE NOT TALKED ABOUT AND MY THOUGHTS ON THEM:

- I fought the law and uh, the law I won! I finally got my court date for that biking ticket, and when I showed up with all my evidence ready to fight it, the cop didn't even show! I promptly busted a load all over the face and hair of the law.

- I got a betta fish! His name is Kanye, because he's a gay fish and loves fishsticks. His home is a bowl with nerd dice as gravel and some live plants. Unfortunately, he died quickly, since Petco sells shitty, dying fish. I told him that I know that his bowl was cool and all, but the San Diego Sewer System is one of the greatest waterways of all-time.

- Efron started dating Sami! She developed a crush on him and I noticed it when the three of us were hanging out. I didn't want to cockblock so I left the room, and then he TOTALLY followed through on it! Big props for that. However, after two or three "dates" or whatever, she decided to end it and he got sad, so that's a bit unfortunate. BTW sami, do you still use LJ?

- We re-arranged our common room! I'll take pictures when I remember to pick my camera back up from my parent's house, but it now looks classy and there's totally way better spacing with the room, as well as a machinegun nest set up to cover the main entrance in case I feel like shooting 25 nerf darts at someone before they can count to ten. Speaking of, I figured out how to get my Nerf pistol to shoot condoms, or as I like to call them, SLR's (Spermicidaly Lubricated Rounds).

- I'm considering changing my major! Currently, in case you didn't know, I'm a civil engineering major. The classes are tough, but I'm just going to sit here and deal with them. Unfortunately, my statics class, which is actually a class designed to approximate what a civil engineer would do, is boring as fuck, and If I'm not interested in the field I'm majoring in, something's probably wrong. I have to wait till the semester ends to make a decision anyways, so I'll see how I feel about my classes then.

- I lost my job! Apparently the yogurt store is being forced out by SDSU's leasing system, since SDSU just opened up a froyo shop and doesn't want competition. My last shift was this morning, and now that that's over with, I brought all kinds of yogurt home with me to cry over. I also plan on helping my manager move stuff to his car, so that I can swag those fake plants, tiki decorations, and hula girl lamp to re-decorate my common room with. Personally, I'm going to take this as a blessing in disguise and take this opportunity to focus more on school. I've saved up enough money to last me till the inevitable nuclear apocalypse anyways. And who knows, maybe I'm eligible for unemployment!

Holy tits you guys.

The Vulcan is pretty much the coolest toy in the world.

So it looks like my roommates have discovered how hilarious Nerf guns are, and are going around arming themselves. Dan's even apparently got the Nerf Vulcan just sitting around at his house and is on his way over here with it.

Meanwhile, I keep staring at my nerf shotgun and my nerf rifle, and wonder if there's a way to attach the shotgun to the bottom. I'd have to open her up to check out the internals though, and that's waaaaay too much effort. Of course, this may change some time soon.

So, labor day weekend came and went, and my roommates already got busted for booze! Fortunately I was in my room at the time and didn't get cited or anything, so I'm off scott-free! Sean the Irishman however got out of it by immediately running to his room, tearing his clothes off, and throwing a towel on. He then came out and said "What the hell are you guys doing?", and for this, we award him the gold star.

Meanwhile, we also got Beatles Rockband now that it's out, and I have to say that I am quite impressed. Sean, being from Ireland, has never even heard of rockband, and loves the shit out of it. Since he's a music major, he's already playing on Hard difficulty because he is insane with rhythm.

I'm beginning to think that Ireland is another planet.

Welp, two more dudes moved in, and I'm currently in day TWO of classes. I'll start with the new guys.

Kevin came in while i was at work on Saturday. He likes to play guitar, listen to Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath and The Beatles, and be silly. I enjoy him. Dan moved in sunday night around 9 or 10 at night. He's super immature, loves comic books, and violent video games for the express reason that they are brutally violent. He wants to be a police officer specifically so he can "chase bad guys". He's got some learning to do and needs to act a bit less defensive about himself, but other than that he's a good guy. We'll fix him in about a week.

Meanwhile, classes! I'm taking second semester physics at 8 in the fucking morning MWF, and then I have Calculus 2, Statics, and yet another Civil Engineering with Computers class. We'll see how it all pans out this year, but I've got a good feeling that this is going to be one of the best years of my entire life.

Also also, I went to visit Efron over on his floor, and he is not only surrounded by girls, but they all follow him around and he is literally rolling in poon. I never thought I'd see the day, but I'm so proud of him.

And my room actually looks pretty classy!

I have the same suite-style setup as last year, but instead of having seven other guys to share a suite with, I have two. The six other doors will remain locked for the rest of the year.

Anyways, I'm living with George and Sean. George is a nerdy dude who likes starcraft and other video games, as well as dungeons and dragons and sports. He seems like a good guy, and I'll be getting along with him great. There's also Sean, who is an exchange student from Ireland. He is the most Irish motherfucker I have ever met, and I can't understand a word he says. He's fucking hilarious though, and we're going to have a blast. He's never had a fish taco before, so we're taking him to Rubio's to watch him eat one. This will seriously be entertaining.

Meanwhile they CLOSED DOWN STEAK ESCAPE. UGHHHHH.

:D